allforaloafofbread:

I have three fanficton moods:

• hardcore porn
• fluffy as hell
• triggering as fuck

secretlyjohnwatson:

DO YOU EVER JUST START AN EPISODE AND YOU’RE LIKE

I KNOW THIS EPISODE TUMBLR TALKS ABOUT THIS EPISODE

motherfuckingsamulet:

conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

hell no, diamonds are expensive as fuck. Just a nice solid chunk of granite will do. 

joelbyeman:

if someone came up to me and said “Rosie, please explain the relationship between Church and Caboose” I would show them this photo

luciferinthepolicebox:

speightedbreath:

edgebug:

speightdaysaweek:

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this explanation puts it better than i ever could.

Still my favorite post on the subject

cynicality-is-my-reality:

If Rory doesn’t die before the Pond’s final episode, he deserves a parade.

The Rory Didn’t Die Parade.

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precisionfstrike:

yep.

chongthenomad:

so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn’t catch up so now she’s just kinda lying there on the street

annamiltonss:

Do you ever hate a ship so much that just seeing one little glimpse of it on your dash makes you irrationally angry.  

“You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.” — Unknown (via piperhallibamf)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lulz-time:

Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…

samw-pmarleau:

“Don’t eat raw cookie dough” is the food equivalent to “Please read the Terms and Conditions.”

sketchypanda:

People who say disliking a certain artist means you’re jealous