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BioShock Infinite Ringtones | Irrational Games

fyeahbioshock:

Nice to have some official ones! Available in both Android & iOS friendly formats.

  • Songbird Tune
  • Songbird Call
  • Lovers Inflamed
  • Value Appreciation
  • Salt Machine Tone


mumblybee:

BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING ROAD, WASH. YOU’RE GRAY WITH A YELLOW STRIPE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF YOU. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT.


Gif meme!

Every 3rd gif

This is you:

(I’m the doctor? Rory. I AM THE DOCTORRORY.)

This is your best friend:

(MY BEST FRIENDS ARE SALLY AND ANDERSON. GUYS. LOOK WHO YOU ARE.)

This is what your parents are like:

(SAD THING IS THATS PRETTY ACCURATE.)

What you do when you’re alone:

(Scream? YES.)

How strangers see you:

(Flaily? Pretty much C: )

How the same sex sees you:


How the opposite sex sees you:


(flaily? yes.)

How your crush sees you:

(Good to know .w. )

Your favourite fandom:

(IM ACTUALLY A PART OF THIS FANDOM AHHAHAHA.)

If you had a superpower, what would it be?:

(Sassy bitch? Yes please.)

You in the morning:

(MORE LIKE MY BODY IS NOT READY BUT OKI.)

Your thoughts on school:

(I’m going to take this as throwing myself off a cliff okay? Good .w. )

Your reaction to being asked out:

(PRETTY MUCH.)

Your parents’ reaction to your first date:

(YES ONCE I REALIZE ITS NOT A JOKE.)

What you do on Friday nights:

(On WOW yeah.)

What you do in class when you should be listening to the teacher:

(IDK fight ghosts?)

Your reaction to failing a subject/test:

(STRAINED SMILE?)

Your reaction to passing a subject/test: 

(YUP.)

Your reaction to graduating:

(Pretty much XD)

Your feelings on the world:

(Dancing dinos?)

Your reaction to learning that the world is about to end:

(ITS GOING TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY OKAY.)

Your job:

(IDK if this is sassmaster or actress. MEH EITHER WILL DO.)

Who you end up marrying:

(Harry potttttteeeerrrrr)

How your kids act:

(As people with angry faces? .___.)

How you’ll die:

(I WILL E STONED WITH BOOKS AND BAGS YES.)

People at your funeral:

(Probably because i got myself stoned by books and bags.)

How God greets you:

(IS THIS BECAUSE THEY THREW PRECIOUS BAGS AT ME GOD?)


theclearlydope:

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

Supervisor: Why?

Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

Supervisor: (silence)

Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.


try to look past stiles (i know it’s hard) and look at derek’s arm

heathyr:

he just like, flicks it down

what are you

doing

are you flinging the embarrassment off

are you trying to vent your anger

while this young guy uses your body blatantly

to get what he wants

are you frustrated derek

frustrated enough to fling away air


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zieli:

timothy-turner:

andouilles:

PROFESSIONAL HOMESTUCK VOICEACTING WITH ANDOUILLES AND FUCKTHISIDONTCARE!!!

i am waiting to see how many people will unfollow me for this.

PISSES ON EVERYTHING

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I’M CRYING OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JESUS CHRIST


eponiner:

So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

#WHERE’S THE FUCKING REST


balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL


supervengers:

So, today, my mom was cleaning out the fridge, and she set an Avengers Dr.Pepper can on the ground, nice an gentle, and the thing exploded, and went everywhere. 

I just bothered to look at the can.

It’s got the Hulk on it.


quixoticlimn:

YJ Dick and Jason for Rubibiii   

I just realized how perilously close Dick’s knee is to Jay’s crotch…I’m sorry Jason D: 


alexjournal:

Oh god.

Tumblr.

WHAT IS THIS.


Dalek relaxation tape for humans.

hemostcertainlywillnot:

drinkupmeheartiesyoho:

chicksdigthephoenix:

botsbuildbots:

babysong:

sherlocksscarf:

dalektea:

I’M FUCKING SOBBING 

Oh god, I actually tried following along, but there is no way.

I’m laughing way too hard.

FUCK

FUCK

i’m hyperventilating

I CAN’T BREATHE GUYYSSSS


Your parents/guardians have now been replaced with their patron trolls

hay-lin10101:

bleunae:

john-ebbert:

turntechtruffula:

stieltherose:

jiinkiie2:

aradia and aradia

very very good yes

karkat and terezi

help

Sollux and Sollux

oh god

aradia and karkat 

this is ok 

Eridan and Karkat

Oh…god…mysides

Kanaya and Gamzee; funny thing, my parents act the exact opposite them XD

Terezi and Sollus.

OH DEAR GOD.


I think we all know who wins here.

kaitlikescereal:

kccasey:

winchesterlicious:

mishacollinsthighs:

winchesterporn:

mypatronusisyou:

people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.

I see your Ellen Degeneres

and I raise you Stephen Fry

I see your Stephen Fry and raise you one Misha Collins

I SEE YOUR MISHA COLLINS

AND RAISE YOU ONE KEANU REEVES

I SEE YOUR KEANU REEVES. AND RAISE YOU MORGAN FREEMAN.


When you google Phouka, this is the first thing it gives you:

likechildreninafairytale:

And so this happened: