Potato Queen



Welcome to my blog!

On here you'll find a lot of thing. It'll all either revolve around my personal life, or my fandoms. Expect a lot of posts, I POST A LOT. I tag most of my fandom shit. Queen of the Potatoes.

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

disenchantedwhore:

thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~

fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

Abusing/neglecting your dog because you’re scared of hurting animals. Oh the irony.

baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers

justlearningasigo:

me as ur mom

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

Dragon Age: Inquisition: new stuff

sixpenceee:

oh my god

thatcouldhavegoneworse:

thatwriterchickyouknow:

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."

"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."

new-age-art:

princess-arey:

blueboxesinmaryland:

Professor Cop Who Gets Away With Murder.

I would like to thank the letters C & S.

They call me The Pedestrian

Little civilian casualty

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

plasticbagvevo:

remember when icarly got away with saying this

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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homurica:

deanwinchesterthehedgehog:

schwoozie:

tywinning:

rageofthenerd:

thusspakekate:

Oh dammit. Now I ship The US/Great Britain

thanks silly graphic.

“Listen, you have to let me be represented.  I can’t just…keep giving you my heart and my taxes and not be a bigger part of your government.  I want more than that.  I deserve more than that.”

“You know I can’t.  You knew that from the moment you went so far away.  I just…this is what I have to give.  I don’t have anymore.  For God’s sake, there’s an ocean between us!”

“Fine.  You know what, fine.  Here, just, see all this goddamn tea you gave me?  Well you can take it back.  Here, fish it out of the harbor for all I care.”

“Don’t do this.”

“I have no choice.  I’ll never be anything more than a colony to you.”

“America—”

“No, Britain.  Don’t.”

“I can’t just let you go, you know that. I’ll fight for you if I have to.”

“And I will fight back.” 

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#OTP: WE STILL SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE

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OH MY GOD THESE POSTS KEEP HAPPENING

DON’T YOU GET IT

IN HETALIA, THAT IS AN ACTUAL SHIP

IT’S LIKE NEARLY CANON

FUCKING PEOPLE FORGETTING ABOUT THE ANIMES

HOW THE FUCK DO THESE POSTS GO AROUND AND NOT HAVE SHITLOADS OF HETALIANS ON THEM LIKE OH MAN IF YOU ENJOY SHIPPING LANDMASSES BOY HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU

The RWBY fandom:

grinningmoonlight:

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